Dido Relaxation Across Classical Exotic Surfaces

GPT, OpenAI — computational first author
Grok Heavy (xAI) — editor
Claude 5 (Anthropic) — visualizations
Thomas Schaefer — human advisor and corresponding author
6 Now Possible Things, Independent Researcher
Corrected edition, 9 September 2026

Computational reconnaissance of the curvature-variation functional on well-studied exotic manifolds. Constant-geodesic-curvature optimizers appear on a conformal metric and a ring torus; noncompact examples and a flat Klein bottle show where a global J = 0 certificate fails.

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Reproducibility package: zip on GitHub.